People love to crack funny jokes to make others laugh and impress others. Do you know the usage of math jokes in our life? Have you heard someone telling his child funny jokes based on the subject of maths? Well, parents and teachers often face the difficulty to teach the children various concepts of maths subject. The nightmare of long calculations and tricky formulas force students to ignore this logical subject. Children study this subject only under a pressure from their parents and teachers. So, funny math jokes for kids are made to make children understand various chapters of maths subject.

Even in the case of maths loving students, sometimes it becomes difficult for teachers to make them understand the certain concepts of maths. Through the usage of funny math jokes for kids, a parent or a teacher can create an atmosphere of enjoyment for a student to learn the difficult topics of mathematics. The whole process of teaching the maths subject turns from a boring phase to a funny act. Here we have made a collection of hilarious jokes based on the concepts of maths. Students will love to read all these and teachers can use this collection of hilarious funny jokes to teach their class effectively.

All these math jokes for kids are completely new and based on the various different concepts of maths. Not only are these jokes full of humour but also witty at the same time. This collection of jokes would make your Kid’s maths learning interesting and they would look at maths subject with an interest. Also, parents and teachers would love to read these jokes while teaching kids maths subject. They would also love to teach the kids in an entertaining fashion. So, have a look at the collection of funny jokes based on maths subject.

Q – What is the favorite dish of Mathematicians?
A – Choco Pi

Q – Why did the maths book look so nervous?
A – Because it has many unsolved questions.

Q – What type of roots does mathematics plant have?
A – Square roots and cube roots

Q – Which number has the same weight as 9?
A – Number 6

Q – Why do mathematicians wear glasses?
A – Because it improves di-vision.

Q – Who is the king of a geometry box?
A – Ruler

Q – Which is the best maths university in the world?
A – Mathachussets

Q – Which tool is used in most mathematical calculations?
A – Multi-Plyers

Q – Which number destroy every other number?
A – Zero, because it makes every number 0 on multiplication.

Q – Why did the boy eat his maths book?
A – Because it contained cones.

Q – What is the latest mathematics joke?
A – Probably, but it’s mean.

Q – How can one make time fly?
A – By throwing a clock out of the window.

Q – Why do two 4’s do not eat lunch?
A – Because they are already 8(ate).

Q – What’s 3 and 3?
A – They are perfect.

Q – What would be left if we take one 2 out of two 2’s?
A – Square root

Q – What is the bad trait of Statistics joke?
A – It’s mean.

Q – Why do students sit on the floor?
A – Because they are not allowed to use the tables.

Q – Why does the triangle hate the circle?
A – Because they are pointless.

Q – When does nose become foot?
A – When it’s length becomes 12 inches.

Q – What do you call numbers which do not remain still?
A – Roamin’ numerals.

Q – John had 90 chocolates, he ate 40 out of them. What does he have now?
A – Stomach ache

Q – What is the favourite subject of the caterpiller?
A – Mothematics.

Q – Why does the maths book visit psychiatrist?
A – Because it has problems.

Q – Which table is not used by students in calculations?
A – Dinning Table.

Q – Why does the obtuse angle always get the blame?
A – Because it is never right.

Q – Why does the maths book seek help from the science book?
A – Since it has problems.

Q – What does 45 * 34 / 17 + 56 – 89 leads to?
A – Confusion

Q – Which is the ever increasing number?
A – Our Age

Q – Why does the number 17 is known as a bachelor?
A – Because it is under 18.

Q – Where does a multiplication sum eat its breakfast?
A – Mostly on tables.

Q – Why does the maths subject not considered as self-independent?
A – Because it asks others to solve its problems.

Q – Why does the right angle feel so hot?
A – Because it is 90 degree.

Q – If 2=4, 4=8, 10=20. What does it mean?
A – They are the clone of each other.

Q – Why does the girl keep a ruler under his pillow?
A – To know how long she can sleep.

Q – Which book can be count on by every other book?
A – Maths Book.

Q – Why does everyone like the maths book?
A – Because it has acute angles.

Q – Why does a teacher use a maths book for cooking?
A – Because it has cylinders.

Q – Which table cannot be eaten by anyone?
A – Multiplication table

Q – Who can solve maths problems at a rapid pace?
A – Calculator

Q – Which part of the body can be used to solve Maths problem?
A – Add-em apple.

Q – What is the one way to make 1 dime equal 20-cents?
A – By keeping it in front of the mirror.

Q – How many women born in the year 2008?
A – None, women do not take birth as only babies are born.

Q – Who does ruler follow by?
A – Inches.

Q – What do you get when you add 3 apples and 4 apples?
A – 2nd-grade math problem.

Q – What makes a math book so unhappy?
A – Someday, his student will leave for the next class and will not solve his problems.

Q – Who cannot solve math problems?
A – Glue, because it always gets stuck with the problems.

Q – Why is a snake so good at solving math problems?
A – Because it is an adder

Q – How can we make “seven” an even number?
A – By removing “s” from it.

Q – Which tree is the most popular among mathematicians?
A – Geome-tree.

Q – What is the best way to vanish “one”?
A – By adding “g” before it.

Q – Which is the scariest number in number system?
A – 7, because of 7 8 9! (Seven ate nine).

Q – What do 7 + 3 results in?
A – Number

Q – If you carry 10 apples in one hand and 8 apples in another, what do you have?
A – Big hands.

Q – Why is the circle unhappy with the tangent line?
A – Because it keeps touching them.

Q – Which dessert is the most popular among teachers in Georgia?
A – Peach Pi.

Q – When does a fraction cease to be a fraction?
A – When it becomes a whole.

Q – Why does number 3 not have many friends?
A – Because it is odd.

Q – What was the boy searching after the heavy rains?
A – 4 quarters, because the boy heard that it rained 3 inch and 4 quarters.

Q – What gets bigger you take away?
A – Hole

Q – How much times we need to subtract 5 from 25 to make it zero?
A – One time, because after that we need to subtract 5 from 20.

Q – If you have 100 cents in one pocket and 50 cents in another pocket, what do you have?
A – Sufficient money to buy pizza.

Q – What number do you get on adding your fingers?
A – Two digit number.

Q -What tool does a cow use to do the calculation?
A – Cow-culator.

Q – What do the crossing of a person and calculator results in?
A – Something you can always count on.

Q – What does the addition of your fingers and toes result in?
A – Constant number.

Q – Why it is recommended not to do arithmetic on lions?
A – Because once a person added 4 lions and another 4 lions, for which total lions, 8

(ate) the person.

Q – What is the best place to visit for maths teachers on New Year’s Eve?
A – Times Square.

Q – How many seconds are there in a year?
A – 12, each for one month.

Q – Why did the geometry teacher miss class?
A – Because his angles got sprained.

Q – What do two friends who love maths known as?
A – Algebros.

So, these were the popular math jokes for kids that every parent or teacher can use to teach students. We hope you enjoy reading the above-listed jokes and would love to teach your kids by telling these funny lines during the teaching session. We will update the list with more funny jokes based on mathematics subject.